i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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