so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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