thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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