why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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