Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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