Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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