Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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