one word: firstdatebathroomanal
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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