no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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