lets start a swedish sibling band together
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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