go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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