Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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