discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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