do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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