angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
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