Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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