On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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