is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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