Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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