Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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