Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Randomize
