Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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