Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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