Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The beer is more important than you right now.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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