you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Randomize
