Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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