# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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