bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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