no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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