This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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