I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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