u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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