I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Come back. Shots need mouths.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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