Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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