So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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