I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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