gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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