those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Your cock deserves a montage
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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