Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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