I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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