i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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