i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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