Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
