I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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