If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Acid is not a monday night drug
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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