Just mADE A PArabola og urine
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I lost the right to judge tonight
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
false alarm, still single
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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