the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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