yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Do plants get herpes?
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