I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You took a bar mat shot.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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