At least make sure they are 18
Why
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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