what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
