You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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