playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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