marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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